My cousin told suggested once that I try it; friends told me that another one of our friends called Tinder a . People say God has a plan; this is not what was meant by plan. Been there, done that, and reconsidered returning to it. Of the few girls I actually went on dates with, they all were better on paper (screen).
The fact that I’m even considering this as an option blatantly shows I love being facetious. From what is remembered, all the Canadian girls (my geographic area had to be expanded) and Rochester women I wrote to were solid matches, but distance was a determining factor. I’m not going to explain or apologize for being facetious.
Poseidon reminds you that there’s Plenty of Fish out there.
Craig makes sure the Missed Connections are actual connections on was taken with an App called Tinder. My trip to China, which pertains to one of the (sounds belittling to me), is a chronological point of reference to help me determine the year this was attempted.
I didn’t want to leave the singles out, so here are some ideas for your Valentine’s Day…
Every February, the hallmark holiday swings back around and single people are left to their own devices.
Take for instance a duck sitting at a table with a rabbit, one telling the other that it’s not going to work because one cannot tolerate how the other speaks.
However, the next table the rabbit goes to may have a fox, and the predator-prey relationship can be twisted with dirty jokes and euphemisms about one eating the other.
This could get expensive, however; the set up isn’t guaranteed either. You are still picking and choosing who you want to pursue by judging profile information, pictures, and (in my case) maybe grammar.
In real life, if you see someone attractive and there is a desire to talk to them–regardless how shy you are–you should be talking to that person.
The that are shown in movies and television shows are the first scenarios that play out in my mind.