DC: Try getting drunk four nights a week and going out to pitch nine innings. CC: Why don't we just put on tights and TATTOO the numbers on our backs, and call it a day? 33 (08/09/1999) DP: Does your wife mind that chicks dig the long ball?
29 (06/14/1999) DP: Mark Grace says pitchers aren't athletes. 58 (07/24/2000) DP: Why don't you guys wear those short shorts like John Stockton?
TB: Late for a Coughlin meeting, because he'll berate you in front of everyone. 4 (05/18/1998) DP: Should we embrace you as a spokesperson the way we embrace Michael Jordan or Grant Hill? 51 (04/17/2000) DP: If you could be reincarnated, what are you coming back as? When he goes to heaven, boy, there's going to be a whole section for him.
I mean, he's trying to motivate us, telling us to shock the world.
WS: If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can grow grass inside. 22 (03/08/1999) DP: I didn't get you a wedding present.
183 (05/09/2005) DP: Give me the male tennis player you'd like to face. I've sweated enough in my life, I don't need to be going to hell. 100 (03/04/2002) DP: Have you eaten out of the Stanley Cup?
DP: And then you rushed them to the hospital with diphtheria. 35 (09/06/1999) DP: Is there somebody who has no business TALKING TRASH?
189 (08/01/2005) DP: Last time you wore your World Series ring?
I mean, it's like wearing a piece of furniture around your finger. 150 (02/02/2004) DP: So are we playing a round or what?
It's the least we could do for the man with the most popular page in The Mag, issue after issue after issue after issue …Outtakes Classics DP takes on everyone and everything …TIM DUNCAN NO.
There's nobody in the world I'm that impressed with.
He was lying facedown in the dirt in a PUDDLE OF BLOOD, and I realized I have the ability to seriously hurt somebody.
Snow in spring training , when I was coming off surgery.
146 (12/08/2003) DP: Best athlete from your high school [Serra High in San Mateo, Calif.]?